Woolly Mammoth Chicago

You know how sometimes you go to antique stores and find really fancy, classy things. That's nice.

You know how sometimes you go to antique stores and find really weird things. Let's call this Chicago store one of the second places.

And it is amazing. At least they warn you in their name: Woolly Mammoth: antiques & oddities.

Still, you may not be expecting to see things that are this... odd... and hilarious... and dare I say, genius:

Yes, that is a horse's tail.

At another store in the neighborhood, there is also this what I can only imagine is deerhide chair for your dining room:

You're welcome, world. I know you were missing a little bit of the bizarre in your life this morning.